Watched this one from “Red box”.

The intro starts, some guy talks leading you to the point of understanding it is the future right after a typical war. Show Font is remnant of Star Trek.

The intro narration goes on for a good while. When the narrator finally ends the intro he says ” and it was a fight to the death”. Two guys swinging slow wild throws. One guy a clean cut guy the other guy a bear with a patch over his eye. Guess who the bad guy is. Near fight’s end you hear what sounds like could be the wife of one of them ” the war is over you can stop now” or something like that. I shot noodles out my nose when I heard that.

Big Hairy guy with patch gets pushed into something spikey.

Ok wait.. I had to pause… Are they reading this as they go along and not knowing  what the story line is? “You-are-to-go-with-mr.Hargoth”. I do not know if I can make it through this thing.

As of right now, I am glad I only spent a dollar to rent this thing.

Some weird video game music is playing in the background I guess to drown out the echo in the room.. Didn’t work. God the sound man….  they put some square thing over the plugs in the hotel room they rented for the filming so it stays looking futuristic. I mean after 200 year in the future, I’m certain outlets would change. Kudos for that. I mean it would have been impossible to take a flat block of wood and carve something.

I was so ready to write about a good movie. I can not make it through this.Ok I just saw an American flag in the background. On some planet  that is not earth.. from what I gather. While trying to  get a look at what looks like the cover of a weed whacker on the chest of the bear looking guy.

umm “is everything a go?”  wow, formal and technical for space flight terms 200 years from now. “let’s take’er up” up?? really?? up? They are in space. what direction of  space flight navigation is “up” exactly ?

Big boom in the side of the ship and it  sounds like pots rattling, but the camera is shaking like crazy. Could have been good. The story actually sounds like it would have been a good one.

Main engine is a stack of electrical boxes with  some sort of filter/grill on top with old black vacuum hoses sticking out of it…. really?

But I can not watch this.

FROM IMDB

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