A quick list of thing that man can not say to his wife, but is perfectly fine for her to say to him, and she most likely does say most of these.
you going out looking like that?
Suck in your gut for the picture.
Well when you look like her, you get special treatment too.
I think it’s time you get a haircut.
Make your own damn sandwich
Well, look at her/him that’s attractive right?
I don’t feel like going to your mother’s
Did you take out the trash
Why don’t you ever do anything?
Why am I always doing everything?
Did you take a bath?
What’s that smell?
Yeah, don’t wear that. I want us to look nice.
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