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False Sense of Pride

It’s complicated for me to explain what a false sense of pride is but I will give it a swing.

You might know someone like this.

Your boss Masculine : because you ask permission and say yes sir he thinks he is physically intimidating as apposed to just being the dude that says ” yeah you will not be staying for another paycheck”

Trainer IQ : because they have something they teach you, they instantly think they are smarter than you and have to try and explain every dang thing in the world to you.

Rich guy sexy: He knows damn well that he had to compete with you an average income fella, who has more charisma and physical appeal to women, so he continually brags about his possessions or some really huge lavish trip. He is certain she likes him for him. To bad she will be doing the pool boy and the pizza guy and the local mechanic regularly.. something has to make up for that personality, lack of appeal and genetically small….. body parts.

Pretty Girl Correct: She believes that everything she says is the be all end all of correctness and can not be argued. She does not hang out with women “because they’re stupid”. She is to stupid to realize that people only agree with her to get in her pants. Cuz god forbid you disagree.

Stubborn correct: The stubborn tard that will not agree with anything you say even if it’s about gravity.

In presence of pretty girl guy:  If he hears you disagree with her, he backs her. because he thinks his howdy duty looking self is going to get to boink her for coming to her aid. Even if it is about YOUR NAME.

Tattoo muscles: I got this tattoo that says ” I have muscles look at my pretty picture” because it meant something emotionally. Clearly.

Large Vehicle Bulge : Little guy with little parts and a huge need for compensation buys a big flappy plastic version of a 4×4 at a ridicules price (in comparison to it’s usefulness). He tailgates like a madman and cut’s people off in traffic. Has a kick down ladder to exit his truck and a safety rope.

Possessions charisma: has no useful point in any conversation but when people notice he is talking  pointlessly, he talks about his possessions.

Fat guy tough: I have no idea why they think all that mass is intimidating.. even though I do know a couple jolly people.

UFC Shirt and Mohawk Over night tough guy: usually a fat guy who finally checks to see how he looks with a goatee, you know somethig in this world has got to work for him, so he loads up on UFC shirts and cuts himself a dandy Mohawk, instant badass.

Study Jerk: The clown that gets pwned publicly so he spends the next week studying some obscure useless crap to pull it out on you in public and in all circumstances he has to yell “EWWW Burned you”

Macfags: They have no idea what they are talking so they quote an actual advertisement. These guys are like possessions guy. Will argue in the face if he has to get the brochure to prove it.

How do you put these people in their place ?

My Earthday Goal 2010

Earthday, If you can't change your own ways, then you need not bother with it.

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