Walk of Shame and Fame

    Do you know why some men don’t like to do roses?
    Because everyone makes a big deal about it.
    Come to work wanting to put one rose in a cup in your own office, and watch every person in the building stare at you as you walk.
    That type of attention is stupid.
    Ladies, you want roses? When the guy comes in with roses and is obviously not coming to your messed up gross area, don’t say anything to him. Just let the man continue what he is doing.

    Zombie Drugs

    A man in Florida was found eating another man’s face. When police addressed him, he simply growled at the police. When the police fired at the man, he continued to eat the other man’s face. The man was fired upon until dead.

    What a Woman Wants

    What do women want? It’s the source of frustration, confusion, and misunderstandings for numerous men (and even some women). It’s a broad question, and I will attempt to offer some insight whilst not speaking for the entire female gender. The first thing you must know is that every woman is very different and that “one size does not fit all” when it comes to the desires of a woman. That being said, there are some things that I think are pretty unanimous in the world of what a woman wants. I can only provide a guide, but figuring out what to do with the information is up to you. Essentially, there is one major thing you need to know.